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Faculty:Student Ratio 14 Oct 2019, 12:00 am

They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)

Chemistry Nobel 11 Oct 2019, 12:00 am

Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.

How Old 9 Oct 2019, 12:00 am

We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]

Cell Phone Functions 7 Oct 2019, 12:00 am

... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...

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